So there’s alot of merchandise out there for movies -t-shirts, books, games, mugs, toys etc. But lets be honest- this isnt the merchandise we were hoping for -if your going to give us some promotional merchandise, make it exciting, fun -and deadly. These are the movie spin off gear we all want, but will never get.
- A real working lightsabre. Dont lie -ever since it lopped off that monsters hand in the catina we’ve all wanted to wield one. Be prepared to fight randomn strangers for no reason other than you both have a lightsabre, you dont have to make the ‘whoom’ noise yourself anymore and it will be available in a wide range of colours. People would be duelling like samurais all over the place and every nerd’s dream will come true. Try very hard not to sever your own limb off in the process.
- The DeLorean DMC-12 car. Yup, im talking about Dr. Emit Brown’s fantastic car from Back to the Future. We all want to take a trip back in time and alter our future -hopefully for the better. The only snag is that if everyone has one time will be changing every five minutes and the galaxy as we know it will self destruct. haha -nah, just messing with ya, but just how radically different would the future be after changing it? Plus with the 80’s retro fad in full swing, that is one damn cool car to be seen in.
- Hellraiser’s puzzle hellbox. Satan’s version of the Rubix cube will make sure Pinhead pays a visit to whoever you hand it to -in laws, bill collectors, siblings -the list is endless. Tim in finance about to get that promotion that is rightfully yours? Not anymore he’s not, that over competitive idiot thats dating girl you like can take the trip of a lifetime -leaving you free to comfort her. Try not to get bored and have a play about with it yourself- its one deadly paperweight.
Need some branded merchandise that isnt going to kill you?
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